Based on wikipedia, "Fuck is an English word that is generally considered profane, that in its most literal meaning refers to the act of sexual intercourse. However, by extension it may be used to negatively characterize anything that can be dismissed, disdained, defiled, or destroyed, and it is due to the convergence of these two weighty concepts that the term can carry such overloaded emphasis although it is frequently used as a mere intensifier.
(quoted from wiki)
Nowadays, the word fuck is no more only sexual intercourse. People around the world had turned the meaning upside down with different usage of the word "fuck".
Lets see how the people in Malaysia used the word fuck.
#1 Lets see what is in your mind when you saw this pic
A : macha, Megan was fucking hot wei!!!
B : Yala, she was fucking hot la!!!
From the above conversation, the word fuck appeared two times. Lets put it this way. Fuck + ing = fucking = very. Instead of using very people like to use fucking. Dunno since when, people started to change the word very into fucking. Is it to make the sentence nicer? Or to show your coolness. Fucking cun means damn nice. Fucking cool means damn cool. Fucking hot means very hot. People really loves to fucking around nowadays.
In a nutshell, fucking = very. Fuck word usage no.1
#2 Fucker.
Nowadays, teenagers don't like to call thier friends name in polite way. They loves to call their friend fucker.
A : Fucker, you had your dinner already.
B : Haven't la, fucker.
A : Fucking hungry wei.
A = Fucker = B = Everyone fucker
That means a lot of them in the world got the name fucker. Simply walk on the street also can find one fucker. Calling friends fucker doesn't mean that you are trying to insult him as a fucker. This is because you and your friends relationships were very close. If not you won't call him fucker. You try this on the street. Simply find one people in Pavillion la and call him fucker see what you get. Your eyes confirm will become blue black because people exert a punch on your face. Put it another way. When people call you fucker what would you do. You will laugh or get angry. So please do only call your best friend fucker not others.
#3 When you saw this
Two words to say. Who is this fuck face? You know fuck can also become adjectives. People ugly call people fuck face. The usage of fuck had increase once again (oxford haven't put this new adjectives into the dictionary no point go find). During my college time, they used to say people fuck face when they have no good feeling to that person.
A : See see see...That fuck face do what?
B : Don't called people fuck face la...you also fuck face what..
I think fuck face wasn't suitable for our daily life because it was too offensive. So, people cut down the phrase fuck face.
#4 Fuck off
People usually used fuck off when they are pissed off.
A : You playing like a noob hai leh.
B : You fuck off la..CBK...
In the olden days, people will say get out from my way. Now they made short and easy just " fuck off".
#5 When you screw up your exam
Fuck my life...
#6 The grand great phrase "what the fuck"
No life. what the fuck!?
Remember the video two girls one cup. Forget just go watch or search from wiki. You will remember what you watched last time. It was a video worth saying the godly three words what the fuck.
What the fuck, fuck my life and lastly
p/s : If you are the person that seldom said fuck, you are going to say so, just click and watch 2girl1cup, I had proved these point 1 minute before this post out. Someone first reaction was " FUCK"
FUCK YOU FRIENDS
3 comments:
haha....very true..even my blog is named "OH MY WTF!"
simple, cos f*** is trend... so everyone wanna be 'in'
In Piscean's Heart
Ohh Fuck! Hahaha Nice post (:
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