Showing posts with label fun. Show all posts
Showing posts with label fun. Show all posts

Thursday, May 20, 2010

Bye bye to Mr Thomas

Last week was a great week for those badminton fans. It was the 2 year once BWF Thomas and Uber Cup competition. And the best part was the competition held in Kuala Lumpur. As a badminton die hard fans, I had no choice but went to the stadium every match that Malaysia in action. People said Malaysia had the brightest chance to win the tournament after China. Just because we had a reasonable squad and the most important factor was the crazy home crowd. But if we compare the line up wit China. There were totally no match at all. Our national team was against all odds to clinch the title.


I had went there just for three days. And my emotion was up and down during these three days of match up. I had went for the two group stage matches between Malaysia and Nigeria, Malaysia and Japan. And the nerve cracking quater final match between Malaysia and Denmark.



Frist day, I went was a bit dissapointed because Malaysia was not in action. They suppose to play against the Nigerian. But due to some technical problem, Nigeria had walked over the match to Malaysia. It wasn't a good day for the Malaysian fans because they felt like wasting buying ticket coming in watching those Malaysia players marched into the court and not playing. I had left the stadium when I knew the match had over without playing. For the player also wasn't a good news. They had lost a golden chance to warm themselves up for the coming clash with Japan. They can't find the feel of playing without playing any game.

The second time I went was the clash between power house Malaysia and the rising sun Japan. The stadium was full of supporter that day. The seat almost full just like the Thomas cup Final.


That day was a huge blow to our National player. We suffering a 3-2 defeat by Japan. Malaysia was totally in control on the first two matches. With Lee Chong Wei clinching the point with style playing with Kenichi Tago. The repeat of All England Final 2010. Lee Chong Wei showed no fear of the rising star and lead Malaysia to 1-0 lead. As we knew, our national top double pair Kien Keat and Boon Heong were always losing to those unknown Japanese pair. We were worrying that can they bring back the point for Malaysia. And finally they did it in style. Smashing their way to 2-0 lead. The crowds gone wild cheering louder and louder. And here comes the turn over. Our veteran player Choon Hann out there to clinch the victory for Malaysia. Once again playing with an unknown player. He failed to do so. His opponent letting him down just in two straight set.

Here come the climax of the night. Our second double pair was blew away by the Japanese just in less than 30 minutes in front of the home crowd. The crowd booed the players until one of our double player Fairuzizuan lost his temper and showed a vugral sign to one of the local fans. And nearly run up the spectator seats to beat him up. Luckily, the team managed to stop him in time. I know the the he was under a very tough pressure during a game but as a professional players he should be able to control his emotion in and out of the court. That was really a shame to the country, the team and of course the fans. The fans were taking the wrong steps to. They should encourage them instead of booing them throughout the game. So, the Malaysian in the stadium were the one we should blame. Of course, I am the one who boo till I lost my voice. I am the guilty one. And I guess Fairul was out of the action in Thomas Cup due to his problematic attitude. Japan had tied the game.

Germany was a team full of creativity. They got nice custom and performance to the crowd before the game. Even they know they got slim chance chasing the title, they showed respect  to the game.

And here goes the third single. Malaysia was fielding Hafiz for the decider. We expected Malaysai will lose in this clash because we weren't confident with Hafiz performance. And after the third set rubber game. We lost. That was not the end of Malaysia Thomas Cup Campaign. They still managed to book their ticket to the quarter final. But they had choosen the road that tougher than anyone else. They were going to play with the European power house Denmark. China was on their half of the table too.

The crowd was awesome on day 3. Because there were clash between Malaysia and Denmark. I hardly found seats to watch the game when I enter the stadium.
Malaysian was crazy in badminton because it was the only hope for them to be proud of their country.

Malaysia vs Denmark.

Actually I was lost confident in Malaysia game and I planned not to watch the quater final game. But finally the badminton nerves in my body started to convert my mind. I had rang Teressa up for the match. We breezed through the jam in MRR2 and Bukit Jalil and we miss out Chong Wei match up with Gade. Once again, he steadily grab the opening point for Malaysia and our double pair did the same things as our Dato did. 2-0 leading over Demark, we were playing with two point cushion and the crowd was not happy with the lead because the tournament climax had just started. We may be facing the same things two days before when playing with Japan. Choon Hann came out and lose the point with style. His physically power was totally down because of his age and his mentally power was strong enough to over come the fatigue. He managed to take the game into the rubber match up. After a tight fight he lost the rubber set with 21-19.  And we were guessing about who will be coming out for the second double. Out of the expectation, our national team fielded a scracth pair to match with the seasoned campaigners Rasmussen and Passke. The first mathc was amazing with deuced until 26-24 Malaysia win the game and throw away the last 2 games with style. Lack of communication and syncronization were the point we lost the game. 2-2 Denmark turned the table around. And Hafiz from zero to hero clinch the winning point for Malaysia with his fantastic display. He bury his opponent in two straight game with style. He made it he saved the day for Malaysia. He was totally a different player from the other day playing with Japan.

Of course Malaysia was out of the contention of losing 3-0 to the Chinese. And the Chinese retained the title for the fourth consecutive year. The Chinese got stronger mental power than the Malaysian that's why they deserved the win. But for our national player, they lacking of strong mentality. This is why the trashed by China.

I got myself a piece of Malaysia team jersey.

Hafiz fantastic performance outclassed his opponent.

I should so loud. Hafizzzz....

 The winning team celebrates.

Tuesday, April 6, 2010

For me everyday is April fool

April fool was a day full of pranking. Your friend (best friend) will set up a lot of trap to let you fall in. You better be careful. Don't ever trust your best friend on that day. What they told you just believe 20% enough already, another 80% should be some pranking stuff.

For me, eveyday was like april fool. Dumbass was living in a world full of lie. There were no such world called honesty in our dictionary. Pranking was our favourite during the college time. Jason was the one who always kena prank because he was easily believe what we all said. His clothes was always stolen during shower and shouting "fuck my life gimme back".

I found this out at Yong's blog. And remind me a prank that my friend done for me.

This happened on the 14th February 2009 was a day with loves. Ya true, that's valentine day. For us, Valentine day was as usual we still need to attend classes no exception maybe some of them skipped their class and go out with fun with their fiancee. I was pass out yesterday night at the Euphoria and I skipped some of the class in the morning and I attended the econ class in the evening. As usual jokes and laughter were surrounding the classroom. Suddenly, a girl knocked the door and she came in to look for a handsome guy called "Eddy". No way!!! There was chick finding me during valentines day during the class. I went out and talked to girl.

Actually, the girl was just a runner to deliver a bouquet for me from a girl (I appointed her as Mr Alpha here). Ms Alpha was a girl they said I would have a huge chance to crush on her. I just accept the bouquet and went back into the class with loud applause from those dumbass. I was start shwoing off my bouquet to the dumbass teasing them they have no chance to receive any bouquet in their entire life (of course joking la). I am just like on the top of the world. I would rated it as a best valentine day ever in my life.

Somehow, my macha econ lecturer had done a analyst on the subject of "Eddy receive flower on valentine day.

Case 1 : He bought himself a bouquet and call people to send him

Case 2 : His male friends bought him this bouquet and sent it to him.

Case 3 : This case can be ignored because this won't happen. A girl sent him a bouquet

Everyone was laughing on his interpretion about my case.

Suddenly, the door knocked again. This time was a boy walked in. WTF!?? Finding me again. He said Ms Beta was sending me this bouquet. Beta was a girl I always talk about but I got no balls to talk to her. How could her sending me present during valentine. I looked at the bouquet on my table and look at those dumbass. Wtf!?? That was a prank. I asked them whether they bought the bouquet for a prank and hoping the answer "No". But the outsome was "YES". Fuck my life. My feeling was dropping from a mountain to the underneath of the sea. Thats hurt man. I was on fire on that moment and they knew the prank was too over. And silence between me and those dumbass for a few days.

Prank #2

This happened on the October last year. I was still under my blanket instead of attending Economic class. My phone rang and someone known as Sarjan Akmal calling from Headquater of PDRM (Polis Diraja Malaysia).

Me : Hello siapa ni?
Sr : Ni sarjan akmal panggil dari PDRM. Nombor saya 432388
Me : apahal ni?
Sr : anda ada 3 saman belum bayar tau?
Me: har? Betul ke?
Sr : Ya. Dan mesti bayar hari ni tau. Kalau tidak, kami akan datang ke rumah tangkap
Me : har? (feeling scare)
Sr : 3 saman ni jumlah 600. kena jelas hari ni juga.
Me : Mana saya kena saman ni? Bila?
Sr : Semua kat KLIA highway. Pada 30 February, 31 april, 6 jun.(stupid me)
Me : oh. ok la. Bayar kat mana ini? Nilai police station bolehkan?
Sr : Tapi mesti mau jelas hari ni. Mau tauhu berapa speed kame tak?
Me : ok berapa?
Sr : 180KM/H
Me : Mana mungkin. Kereta saya tak mungkin bawas ni cepat.
Sr : Yakah. Kamu bukan pandu Mercedes ke?
Me : mana ada la bang?
Sr : yakah?
Me : yala. Saya ni orang miskin mana ada wang beli mercedes.
Sr : oh. Mungkin say buat salah.
Me : Mungkin: (relieving)
Sr : Apa top speed kamu ni?
Me : 160km/h.
Sr : ah, salah juga. Mana boleh bawa cepat sangat. Bahaya tau.
Me : Sorry la boss.
Sr : Jangan bawa cepat tau nanti kena saman pulak.
Me : Ok ok. tau tau.
Sr : Ada satu kesalahan lagi. Kenapa tak datang econ class. (econ lecturer voice)
Me : zzzz. WTF LAAAAA!!!!
Sr : eddywhat happened to you never come class
Me : Sir, why la, why la you pranked me.
Sr : This was your friends idea not mine I just follow only.

I was speechless and I couldn't get back into my sleep again. And my friends laughing me again throughout the dinner. I was lie so embarrassing. WTF.

My godness.




Thursday, February 11, 2010

Why "fuck" so frequently used??

Spliting out foul language become a trend in the modern society. Every singles sentence that a person blurted out contained the word "fuck". Do anyone can give me a correct definition of fuck? Fuck you, fucker, what the fuck, fucking and the recent fuck word fuck my life (fml) and fuck the world (ftw).

Based on wikipedia, "Fuck is an English word that is generally considered profane, that in its most literal meaning refers to the act of sexual intercourse. However, by extension it may be used to negatively characterize anything that can be dismissed, disdained, defiled, or destroyed, and it is due to the convergence of these two weighty concepts  that the term can carry such overloaded emphasis although it is frequently used as a mere intensifier.
(quoted from wiki)

Nowadays, the word fuck is no more only sexual intercourse. People around the world had turned the meaning upside down with different usage of the word "fuck".

Lets see how the people in Malaysia used the word fuck.

#1 Lets see what is in your mind when you saw this pic


A : macha, Megan was fucking hot wei!!!
B : Yala, she was fucking hot la!!!

From the above conversation, the word fuck appeared two times. Lets put it this way. Fuck + ing = fucking = very. Instead of using very people like to use fucking. Dunno since when, people started to change the word very into fucking. Is it to make the sentence nicer? Or to show your coolness. Fucking cun means damn nice. Fucking cool means damn cool. Fucking hot means very hot. People really loves to fucking around nowadays.

In a nutshell, fucking = very. Fuck word usage no.1

#2 Fucker.
Nowadays, teenagers don't like to call thier friends name in polite way. They loves to call their friend fucker.
A : Fucker, you had your dinner already.
B : Haven't la, fucker.
A : Fucking hungry wei.

A = Fucker = B = Everyone fucker
That means a lot of them in the world got the name fucker. Simply walk on the street also can find one fucker. Calling friends fucker doesn't mean that you are trying to insult him as a fucker. This is because you and your friends relationships were very close. If not you won't call him fucker. You try this on the street. Simply find one people in Pavillion la and call him fucker see what you get. Your eyes confirm will become blue black because people exert a punch on your face. Put it another way. When people call you fucker what would you do. You will laugh or get angry. So please do only call your best friend fucker not others.

#3 When you saw this

Two words to say. Who is this fuck face? You know fuck can also become adjectives. People ugly call people fuck face. The usage of fuck had increase once again (oxford haven't put this new adjectives into the dictionary no point go find).  During my college time, they used to say people fuck face when they have no good feeling to that person.

A : See see see...That fuck face do what?
B : Don't called people fuck face la...you also fuck face what..

I think fuck face wasn't suitable for our daily life because it was too offensive. So, people cut down the phrase fuck face.

#4 Fuck off
People usually used fuck off when they are pissed off.
A : You playing like a noob hai leh.
B : You fuck off la..CBK...
In the olden days, people will say get out from my way. Now they made short and easy just " fuck off".

#5 When you screw up your exam

Fuck my life...

#6 The grand great phrase "what the fuck"

No life. what the fuck!?
Remember the video two girls one cup. Forget just go watch or search from wiki. You will remember what you watched last time. It was a video worth saying the godly three words what the fuck.

What the fuck, fuck my life and lastly


p/s : If you are the person that seldom said fuck, you are going to say so, just click and watch 2girl1cup, I had proved these point 1 minute before this post out. Someone first reaction was " FUCK"


FUCK YOU FRIENDS

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Batu Caves Pan Heong food review

When people talk about Batu Caves, normally they just knew that Batu Caves has only caves that the Hindu gather around during some big festival. Many of them don't know that there are some hidden famous food spot near the cave. Pan Heong restaurant famous among the food spot there by serving some nice and unique food. You know what. Every weekend, the crowd there was crazy. You need to take your number card and wait for your turn. Normally it takes at least 20 mins to reach your turn. Arghh!!! Can't wait to review the food to the rest of the world. Slurpppss!!!


This is the shop of Ban Heong of different angles. The restaurant not as luxury as 5 star hotels but the food are way in front of many high class dining area. The atmosphere there wasn't as good as you think. There was very very hot inside (I bet you will sweat like hell while eating) and the loud voice turn in and out your ear non stop (chinese restaurant is like that one). But only in this kind of atmosphere suitable for that kind of food.


Pan Heong was famous because of the porridge they served. Among the best was the "shang yu" porridge and silver prompet porridge. Nomally when we prepare porridge we only used the flesh without the bone. But in this place the what they do was just cut the whole fish into smaller pieces and cook with the porridge. Bone was cooked with the porridge too. I think this was a better wasy to cook fish porridge because the real taste of fish was preserved. And the most important factor that made the porridge awesome was the porridge was free from fishy smell. Thumb up for the porridge.


The conroe (taro pork) bihun (扣肉)was the must order food when you visit this shop. One of the highlight of the shop just like when you visit Penang you must get few box of "tou sha bing". The half mean half fat meats was awesome combination with the bihun. With some nice sauses mixing with the combination made the plate of bihun juicy enough.


You know what. Vegetables must always be on the dining table for healthy life style. Any vege will do. But I prefer "Yau Mak" cooked with "fu yu" (preserved taufu). Great combination!!!


Steamed prawn. The steamed prawn threre was awesome. Big prawn with roe steaming with some alcohol remain the natural taste of the prawn. The most imporatant things was the fresh seafood taste of the prawn had brought out by the alcohol. The flesh of the prawn was juicy and bouncy like eating jelly like that. The roe of the prawn was the highlight. Without the roe the prawn won't be so perfect. Not recommended for those who had high cholestrol.


"Nam Yu" fried chicken. Deep fried chicken mixing with nam yu was totally different from the ordinary fried chicken. The chicken was cripier nicer than the normal chicken provided that you love nam yu (sauce made using yam).

And the last yet the best. That was my favourite order here. Mamak Mee. Chinese style mamak mee was way nicer than the one you try at those mamak store. Yellowish mee stirring with vege, pork, egg, beancurd with some fried union sprinkled on top of the dish. I managed to whallop the whole big plate if I was foodless for a few days. Left and Right thumb up


Overall Rating : 8.5/10

address : No. 2, Jalan Medan Batu Caves 2,

              Medan Batu Caves, 68100 Batu Caves.
             (Malaysia)

Operating hours : 8.00am to 3.30pm

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Tuesday, February 2, 2010

My first nuffnang cheque

I was here proud to tell you all. I had received my very very first nuffnang cheque last month. It was a proudest moment for thefye.com. But the problem was why izzit a proudest moment took one month later to tell the world. Good question. I nearly lost my nuffnang cheque. Fml!!! When I received the cheque I was too happy until I just throw my cheque aside my table and slowly slowly covered by piles of books. Until the moment before I made this entry, I realised that I had lost my cheque - my motivation to blog. Luckily, I found it in between the comic I scattered on my my desk.

Lost and Found :

#1


#2 The invoice


#3 Directed to Chai Kum Fye

Protect my private information but I can tell you I am from Asia. Lame!!!

#4 Cheque$$$

Small amount no need let people know one. Later people laugh at me la...

Anyway I will keep running my blog for more and more income. Stay tuned.


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