Tuesday, March 9, 2010

You think your brother can't stand still with this

Recently my mom was busying to open up all the hampers sent by my father's friend during the pre-cny period. Although some of the hampers had given to other people, there were still six hampers at home. I was curious what things was containing in those tall standing hampers.

Nothing so special until I found this.
If you are a banana, let me translate for you. This was a thingy for your cock to increase your love making power. The Deer penis and testical.

A male deer had sacrifice his testical for human. To let our brothers held his head high again. The chinese said what you organ you consume that means what organ of your body is getting stronger. They said that eating monkey brain can made someone brain works faster. Consuming the pig blood can increase the blood in your body. And this theory applied in males testical also. When we consumed testical, that means our penis can function like animal's reproductive organ. FML!!!

See whether you got a bove symptom before you consume that testiscal product. There were many ways to cook this testical, you can mix it with alcohol, turn it into pwder form, cook deer testis porridge and many many more ways.

The testicals was slices into thin pieces for easy consuming method. You can just take a piece up and put it into your mouth just like you eating sweet. If you dare to do so, just tell me, I will give you a try.

I think I must keep this for years until I reached the year 2060. I was 70 years old that time, if I still need it that was the good time to consume. Then next day newspaper come out, 70 years uncle die of having sex with 17 years old girl. Old that means old, you can't that means you can't. Don't force your brother to do something he can't do. You will pay for it with your life.

6 comments:

Ken Wooi said...

haha.. i cant read what's on the box.. but i like what you said in the ending =P

zzkang said...

haha....chinese is just amazing... :D

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