My life would sucks without you

The world cup had passed for around just 2 weeks but it seems like just passed yesterday. I still switching on TV watching the replays and those memorable highlights. No more mamak stall for teh tarik and going to those beer house for a few pints of alcohol. No more vuvuzela going around my ears. I even undergo insomia by not hearing those vuvuzela. No more shouting for goal and foul wording those moron referee. I would need to wait for four years again to repeat the above action.

Starting the post with a theme song:

Although the world cup had passed, there are still some highlights that will be in memory forever.

I still can't believe the Lampard dissallowed goal until I saw this picture. And I realized that the FIFA had introduced the new goal line a few minuted before the game started. As a die hard of England, I was really angry with that error call by the referee. But I was impressed by the Germans game and they deserved to win that match even the goal was given to England.

Boobs are good for men as well as handphone to. She had shown the world a new style holding their handphone. People said if mens put their handphone in their pocket will kill all the sperm. I said stuff a handphone between your boobs will dry up your milk. I prayed for the hot chick by not getting breast cancer.

First time in my life I saw a guy who had received a red card celebrating with his team mate. He did something superb to save Uruguay from crashing out from world cup. Suarez - He called himself " the second hand of god" . At the very final minutes the game between Uruguay and Ghana he had became the hero by saving a header with his hand. The Ghanian missed from the spot and the game was sent to a penalty shootout to decide the semi finalist. And the Uruguay run out as a winner.

Many of them said Suarez action was very unsportmanlike. He shouldn't be using his hand to save the ball. He got a red card for the hand ball and Ghana was awarded a penalty. What the world want some more. Ghana who miss the penalty. They should blame themselves for the defeat. Let's said if Ghana score that penalty, for sure thousand of soul in African soil will forget about Suarez handball. Now, they missed the penalty and they blamed Suarez handball for their defeat.

At first, I really hate vuvuzela because it wass too annoying. But after the world cup, I feel lonely without the sound of vuvuzela. Sometimes, even undergo insomia without those vuvuzela buzzing around my ears. Hope to get one soon for souvenir.

Paul the octopus was the God of the game. I nearly fried it for lunch after the Germans defeated by Spain. I still not so believe in his ability. And I found out that this creature like red colour and yellow colour. As long as the flag of your country have more red and yellow colour the higher percentage Paul will pick the country.

The Germany flag has more red and yellow on their flag compare to England just and red cross in the middle of the flag. As I said Paul love red and yellow.

Do you think Argentina got enough red and yellow colour on the flag compare to Germany?

Now you know why Paul picked Spain to lift the cup.

And maybe some day Malaysia can do it also.

See Malaysia flag got so many red and yellow colour on the flag. Do they deserved a chance Paul?

I remember this game very well while the portugist trashing the DPR Korea 7-0 that night.

And there are a rumours after the game. The DPR player will sent to the coal mine after exiting from the wolrld cup.

The Miners

Jong Tae-Se is the most pity one. He was the best player among those communist. Really pitty him if he really going off from the pitch to the mines. That's why he crying and yelling.

Remember during the first game between DPR and Brazil. Jong was crying during the national anthem. Because he knew he going to be a miners in one month time. Fuck. The England players were laughing at people. I think the English should be the one who might need to train themselves hard in the coal mine.

Let's lauch a campaign to save JONG from being a coal miner. He is a footballer not a coal miner.

These guys were those who sending the DPR players to the coal mine.

Jabulani the nightmare of the players.

Many of the players complaining this ball wasn't well designed for world cup. And most of them were the team who under performance in the world cup. They blamed nothing but the ball. Brazil and England were among the nation that blaming the ball. Fuck!! That's all crap.

Blame you hand not the ball. Fuck your hand not the ball.

Spain won the world cup with this ball. Germany striked pass England with 4 goals. Why can't you make it?

Better stay at home played football with your doggy. Not come to South Africa to play for the world cup. Blame nothing but your mistake please.

No wonder Messi can't get a single goal in South Africa. But on the other side, Villa, Mueller, Forlan and Sneijer had netted for the fifth time.

Do you think about Are you designed by the God to play football?

These men had shown us the way to master the Jabulani. The loser of the world up should asked them how to kick a Jabulani with style.

This world cup is all about eating money.

Culprit no. 1

The man who standing right hand side. Jorge Larrionda who deny Frank's goal against Germany.

Culprit no. 2

The linesman who never raised the flag while Tevez scored pass Mexico. He enjoying his holiday now in South Africa staying in five star hotel.

Culprit No.3

Melo earned cash by hitting an own goal and stepping Robben for a red card.

Spain won the world cup with the lowest goal scoring just eight goal to settle for the cup.

Viva Espana...

They had high expectation to win the cup and they did it.

We are the champion.

Screw you!!!

Just a shot to win the cup. Iniesta scored pass Netherland on 116th minutes.

He took the opportunity to pay tribute to a colleague who passed away before the start of last season. In front of a TV audience of more than 750 million, the Barca star removed his shirt to reveal the message "Dani Jarque siempre con nosotros." tranlated to Dani Jarque always with us.

First final, first world cup.

Come on!!!

Let's get drunk. The player had get drunk after the game with dozens of Budweisers. Some of the players may streching out of the dressing room not because of injury but because they are drunk.

On the way back to Spain.

When the heroes reached Spain.

They deserved for the cup. Viva Espana again.

Bye bye to the world cup. And my life would be sucks without you.

Waka waka before ending my post.

I am a true England die hard

Football fever was all around the world now. All the topics that going around us are just only about football, the team, the players and the match. Of course a lot of critics to those team that performed badly in the world cup. What team you support dude? I support England. You know, most of the Malaysian support England because they knew the players very well since we saw their face every weekend on the TV. Many of them out there critics alot and said the are not going to support England anymore. If you really a die hard fans to a team you should be performed like me.

10 random things to be a die hard fans of England :

You must giving your best support to them no matter the team winning or losing. No team in the world can maintain 100% unbeaten record. So always prepare to facing the lose. Ball is round anything can happen out there.

You know your team well. Even when people critics about your team, you still will have something to defend your team.

Always believe miracle to happen even you know it wont happen.

When watching England game, you will be very nervous even more nervous when having sex  for the first time.

When opponent scored a goal to draw the game or the opponent are keep on attacking England goal, you will angry till you hope they will lose in this match but what you hope is not what you hope inside your heart.

When they performed badly, you will critics a lot but all those critics was because I am too die hard to England.

Friends beside mestarted to not supporting England or pursuit me to support other strong guns but I will always find an excuse to pursuit myself to support England .

Even your team kena trash by other people, you will still held your head high and tell people you supporting England.

I knew other teams were way stronger than England. But I will only praise those team but not leaveing England alone and support them.

And the last one even I am freaking busy, I still spend my time checking the latest update of the team and watch their match.

I am an England fans since I first time watching football, although everytime they show us hope but later on they will give us lots dissapointment. They are not winning any silverware after the 1966 world cup but I believe miracle will happen someday or maybe today. People are critizing the team and the player but still here supporting them.

Miserable car incident

There were two miserable things that happened to my car past few weeks. Comparing with those who crash their car with 160km/h mine was just a small matter. But for me, having these two fucked up incident had costed me a lot of problem.

Incident 1:

I was just finished watching thomas cup cup live in Stadium Putra. I had a glance at my phone, damn  it was already 12 in the midnight. I rushed to my car that parked far away from the stadium. Here I reached my car. And key was forced into the starter to run the car. Fuck my life!!! I can't start my car. I tried for more than 20 times by twisting and turning the starter and I gave up. I am blacked out. Don't know what to do. I had no experience when car broke down. I tried to calm myslef down and had an idea now about open up the bonnet. Ishhh... I don't know where to open it. After searching for 5 minutes, and the switch appeared and the bonnet opened up. So what I got no idea after seeing those engine and parts in the bonnet.

Screw up myself la. As a man we should know more about how the car engine run about. I can tell not all the guys can tell what happened to their car when their car broke down. I called up the 24 hours service center and the foreman came to save my day. He discovered my car battery had dried out. I had to change my battery earlier because I having difficulty when starting the car. I should had realise it earlier. The foreman advised me not to change the battery now because the price was expensive in the midnight. Normal battery was about RM130 but they charged RM250 in the midnight and I don't have that kind of money with me that time. So, jump start had taken part and the car got his power back for once. The foreman told me not to shut down the engine until you reached home and park your car well or you need to do the jump start again. I had lost RM50 for doing jump start in the midnight. And the other day my car was sent to service and now it was running smoothly. The worst part was not about losing RM50. The worst part was the car breaking down in the midnight and we became the food of the mosquitoes. And I forced to reach home by 2am.

Incident 2 :

Incident two was abit ridiculous. I was having Hung Kee wantan mee near Jalan Loke Yew. After finishing my lunch, I had noticed my front number plate had been stolen or maybe dropped.

After sometimes I realised my number plate had stolen by someone while I was having lunch. Screw that buglar that stole the number plate. I was forced to buy a new number plate again.

For those who driving the older version of MYVI SE please beware because you may lost your number plate in the future. As we know, number plate has no value. Even you stole the number plate away, you can sell it with a good price because it is just a rectangular plastic with some plastic number on it. But for myvi se the there was a holder for the number plate. The holder was attached to the front part of the car before the number plate was apply to the holder. The holder itself costs about Rm39. I just predicted the culprit was Myvi SE driver that lost his number plate holder. That's why he need mine to replace his. Macha you can't pay RM39 to get a new one meh?

I nearly never realized that they changed the wrong number for me. My initial number for my car was WRE 2892. They fixed WRE 5892 for me. I nearly got a piece of saman from the cop. But later on, they fixed back for me. I got myself losing to Magnum and 3D for the new number plate.